Barman Alerts DCI, Saves Three Men From Notorious Pishori Babes

A bar manager at a popular nyama choma and drinking joint at Kamakis along the Eastern Bypass in Ruiru, Kiambu County rescued three men who were victims of a gang of drink-spiking women, also known as pishori babes.

A report by the Directorate of Criminal Investigations (DCI) on Monday, February 13 revealed that the three men had checked into Green Spot Gardens on Sunday afternoon, February 12 to unwind as they planned for the week ahead. 

They imbibed rounds of cold drinks coupled with a kilo of goat ribs and kienyeji chicken which they had ordered roasted metres away, in the characteristic setup of drinking spots found along the popular weekend getaway. 

Three drink-spiking women arrested by DCI on February 12, 2023. /DCI

While they ordered more drinks at the joint, they suddenly spotted three women seated at a table from theirs and decided to invite them over to join them for their meal.

"Whether they were seated there before or not, none of the men could clearly recall. All that mattered to them was their presence at that very crucial moment. 

"Initially, the women pretended to be hesitant but one of the men quipped humorously Maitu, yumbukaga na kiria imeretie. (It flies with what it has swallowed)," stated the DCI in part.

That statement seemed to have worked the magic and the women giggled as they joined them in tearing away the marinated, juicy goat ribs and washing them down with rounds of drinks. 

The men filled with boyish excitement enjoyed their newfound company as the hit song Wendo Wi Cama by popular Kikuyu musicians Samidoh and Joyce Wamama rent the air, setting the mood for a happy ending.

"Little did the men know that they had innocently invited a marauding pack of pishori babes whose intentions were not to have fun but to steal from them.

"As the evening progressed, the ungrateful women laced the drinks with a stupefying substance and began wooing the men whispering that it was about time," added the DCI.

Luckily, the barman who was at the counter noticed the sudden turn of events as the three men appeared zombified all at once, prompting him to call the DCI officers who responded immediately. 

The women Hellen Wambui, 36, Irene Wairimu, 30 and Fidelis Wambui, 34 were arrested and upon quick search, stupefying tablets were recovered from them.

The suspects are currently in custody at Ruiru police station pending an appearance in court.

In a humourous fashion, the DCI recommended for the barman to be invited to make welcoming remarks during the famous Men’s Conference on Tuesday, February 14 for saving three family men.